just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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