There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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