Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do vagina's smell?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
wow bdsm is so cute
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