her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
