i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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