and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We don't watch enough power rangers
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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