Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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