I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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