I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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