i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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