What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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