ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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