her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Randomize
