Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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