there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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