you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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