you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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