Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
its not stalking. its research.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
