No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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