Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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