I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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