A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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