Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
i need some magic done to my vagina
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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