I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I have fence marks all over my body
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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