I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
