Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I need water and some morals
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