Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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