I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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