I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
My liver just had a heart attack.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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