I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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