in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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