he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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