and you said cock pushups were impossible
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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