Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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