Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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