Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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