Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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