she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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