the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i came on her dog
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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