dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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