Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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