I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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