drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
