how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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