32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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