So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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