Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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