The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
i've created a new STD.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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