At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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