id be glad to
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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