did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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