He is an equal opportunity slut.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
