also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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