We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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