yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I will be naked everywhere
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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